Drive Me Crazy: The Mythical Turn Signal
Drive Me Crazy is an ongoing driver’s education series designed to prevent Columbia’s moronic drivers from killing each other. If you feel the topics discussed in this series are too obvious for any reasonably intelligent person with a driver’s license, you’ve clearly never driven in Columbia.
Directional Signal - n. 1.) One of two lights on the front and rear of an automotive vehicle that flash to indicate the direction of a turn. Also called turn signal or blinker. 2.) A device that is worthless when first applied during a turn or one second before a turn. 3.) Magical lights on cars that actually allow turns to be anticipated; do not exist in Columbia.
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Seth said,
March 16, 2006 @ 7:32 pm
Don’t dismay, it’s due to a shortage of blinker fluid in the Columbia area. WIS says it should be reconciled by the end of the decade and that report was confirmed by the Taliban.
Matthew said,
March 16, 2006 @ 7:51 pm
So that’s the reason! Wacky Taliban! Good hearing from you, Seth. You should write us some sport columns…we’ve missed you.