The other night, as my wife flipped through People while watching Entertainment Tonight, I looked down at my PowerBook, with Engadget and The Onion all loaded up in Firefox tabs, and sadly thought, “yeah, I’m a dork.”

Wouldn’t it be nice if us techies had a gossip site of our very own? Enter Valleywag. If you’ve ever wondered if Digg founder Kevin Rose is hot, or who Google’s Larry Page is on the outs with, wonder no more: it’s all in the Wag. And yes, they have an RSS feed.

Thanks, Lifehacker, for dishing the link.

On a more personal note, I seem to be back from a long dark teatime of the soul. And to all of you who sent me concerned emails asking if I’m still alive: why didn’t any of them show up in my inbox?