Micro-Outlander: Kids Here Can’t Drive

November 18, 2005 at 10:24 am by editor
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The Outlander isn’t out of town this week, but he’s lucky not to be in traction.

Matthew IMed in sick this morning. “A teenage girl plowed into the front of my car in the apartment complex parking lot. She said she didn’t know she had to stop because she had never been here before, which makes the fact that she was going 30 miles per hour a little odd.”

Don’t worry, Matthew, your weekly column just wrote itself.


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