Remember the days when Colaspot was a happening place and regular updates were a given? How about the episode of Happy Days where The Fonz built a robot in shop class that fell in love with Richie? If you answered yes to the former, we want to apologize for completely dropping the ball for the past several weeks. If you answered yes to the latter, seek help immediately.

Yes, our promise of regular updates turned out to be a hollow lie disguised as a promise. And we’re sure the two of you who are still stopping by wonder what gives. Bryan has been busy starting a new career path, which you can read about here. Jonathan has been busy with work and a side project (prepping for the Great American Kidney Pie Bake-Off in Grand Rapids, Michigan). Myself? I’ve got the lamest excuse of all - battling in an underground freestyle rap tournament that goes down every night at Five Points.

While I can’t promise that regular updates will resume anytime soon, I can promise that we’ll I’ll do my best. I can’t speak for the other guys, but I’ll see if my rap posse can threaten some posts out of them. Stay tuned.