[Editor: the juxtaposition of this post and the following one is a complete coincidence. We swear.]

Maybe it’s because he’s lost weight. The Beat-Dead Beatnik Brokeback Dad turned up on ABC Columbia’s 11 pm news tonight. It seems he’s been seeing a hypnotist and has lost fifteen pounds in just a few short weeks. Congrats to you, sir.

[Editor: the fact that Bryan built their web site (with a little help from yours truly) has absolutely nothing to do with this post either. Not convinced? Just watch the flashing light, listen to the sound of my voice, and repeat after me: “I need a new site…”]