Remember the announcement from a few weeks ago about Sylvester Stallone reprising his role as Rocky Balboa? As if that wasn’t bad enough, the latest news is he will also be returning to the big screen as John Rambo in Rambo IV. Well, if watching Stallone’s dentures get punched out in Rocky VI isn’t entertaining, at least we can watch him fall down from the kick of a machine gun in Rambo IV. What’s next? Sean Connery playing a nursing home residing Bond? A 25-year-old Macaulay Culkin in another Home Alone sequel? Hollywood, you suck.