Do any of you in the Columbia area have kids who love The Wiggles? How would you like to win tickets to their November 17th shows at the Colonial Center? Does asking your child the previous question make him/her foam at the mouth and tremble with excitement? Then get ready for a whole lot of awesome! Get down to WLTX this Saturday from noon to 4 p.m. Once there, you can force your child to color a picture of the creepy quartet or make them sing a Wiggles song until they’re blue in the face. If WLTX deems your child Wiggles-worthy, you’ll be entered into a drawing to win tickets to see four grown men act like six-year-olds with head trauma!

Before entering the contest, however, I thought I’d pass along some Wiggles trivia you can teach your child to impress the WLTX judges:

• The Wiggles real names are Abdul, Chompsy, Laslow, and Ivan Deathstrangle.
• The Wiggles started out in 1989 as a death metal band.
• The Wiggles have sold 4 million copies of their album Torch the House Down.
• All of The Wiggles are heterosexuals except for four of them.
• In 2001, The Wiggles defeated Raffi, another popular childrens’ singer, in a pay-per-view steel cage deathmatch.
• Chompsy, who wears the red shirt, has a stuffed Persian cat collection worth over $40,000.

Hope this trivia helps your child take down the other kids hard. Be sure to let them know winning is everything!