Even though I don’t have a lot to say about it, I felt I had to mention the Xbox 360 hit stores today. I suppose I don’t have much to say about it because I’m bummed I couldn’t get one. But hey, I’ve got Mario Kart DS, a brilliant game that speaks to my old-school soul. It also makes me curse like a sailor. Whenever I’m in first place only to be taken out by a turtle shell at the finish line, I shout phrases that would make sailors blush. And don’t get me started on being struck by a lightning bolt while being in midair after hitting a ramp. That act makes me put together a string of profanity the likes of which you’ve never heard. I’m only kidding, of course. Profanity is bad. However, I’m dead serious about wanting a 360. Fortunately, I don’t want one as bad as this guy or these losers.